voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.

person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!

by bababooy November 10, 2020

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voldemortosis

A condition where one has no nose

When Tom Riddle grew older, he acquired voldemortosis.

by hermoine! July 29, 2011

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Voldemortphobia

The fear of losing your nose in a tragic accident involving running into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station.

Person 1:"Oh cool, you have Voldemortphobia!"
Person 2: *Tries to feel nose*

by HarryPotterRules15 June 9, 2018

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Voldemortsexual

When someone is in love with our lord and saviour Lord Voldemort 😍

Y/n: who’s that?
Lucius Malfoy: that’s Lord Voldemort

Y/n: he’s hot
Lucius Malfoy: you must be Voldemortsexual

by Fckimhot January 3, 2021

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voldemog

to 'voldemog' a person is to cut off their ears and nose to leave them looking like a certain rescue cat which no one would adopt due to its unfortunate loss of said features. Google it. Poor thing.

shut up before I voldemog you, you dumb fucking cunt

by hoonut March 8, 2011

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