Verizon

A place where you buy phones, tablets, iPads etc they sell Android, Apple, Samsung. Some people say they sell the best electronics

William: Yo bro I just bought a new iPhone from Verizon!
John: Cool what version?
William: IPhone 12.

by Reversed March 30, 2022

Vertically Challenged

1. A Club... A Family... A Way of Life... PERIOD.

2. International Custom car and Minitruck club founded by John "The Godfather" Salas, and Mike "OG DOUGHBOY" Panova in 1998, based in Houston Texas.

Vertically Challenged is the hardest partying MINITRUCK club on the planet!

by WHATABURGER(VC) April 16, 2009

vertical smile

Vagina, pussy, cunt, slit, fish taco, open hole, one in the pink, pink large mouth, small mouth, lips, the carpet of the drapes, clit, sock, reversed penis, love maker, love breaker, dick rider

You have a pretty smile, I bet your vertical smile is even better

by 07sti kinda guy October 18, 2010

Verizon Prepay

A phone service for dumbass poor people that would rather overpay for no features instead of getting a similar service for half the price. Users have no idea how to add airtime, so God forbid you work in a retail store that sells minutes because you will have to perform this simple task all day. And on a side note, just because you have Verizon and 23 cents of airtime, your credit score is still a 450.

Look at this dumbass walking with his pants sagging and Lil Wayne blaring from his phone. Must have Verizon Prepay.

by MileHighPilot August 18, 2010

vertical load

a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load

by thomas_jones January 4, 2009

vertifucked

The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.

What happened to Paul?

He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?

by udm111 March 2, 2010

Veetz

A legendary figure in ancient Lithuanian folklore. He is often depicted with Russian features, and he is known for his heroic actions against Evil. To this day, individuals claim seeing him wandering in the shadows through nearby forests or on the paved roads of quiet cities. It is common for the supposed descendants of his blood to recite his noble deeds and eternal journeys.

"Do you believe in Veetz?" whispered a young man at a campfire.

by John Bicycleton August 21, 2010