Head Off To Vermont

The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.

Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”

by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Vermont vegan straightedge

a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows

dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows

by vthc November 1, 2008

Vermont Sticky Maple

A vermont sticky maple is where you go to vermont, make a 10x10 pancake, put syrup on it then have sweet anal sex on it. You eat the messy remains afterwards.

Vermont sticky Maple

by Alex Hollyday May 7, 2011

Vermont tent heater

When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.

Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

Vermont Welcome Center

1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.

2. Jump on the bottle.

Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.

by wakarimasu October 4, 2008

Northern Vermont University

A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.

I think Northern Vermont University has more skunks on campus than students.

by stickynutsubsidence November 4, 2018