Somebody with the biggest superiority/inferiority complex in all of Canada. They constantly must tell you how much better Vancouver is than whatever city you're living in. Especially if you're from Toronto.
Vancouverite: "Where are you from?"
Person: "I'm from (insert any Canadian city here)."
Vancouverite: (aforementioned city) sucks! Vancouver is SO awesome! WE KAYAK AND SKI AND SMOKE POT AND OUR BUMS GET FREE DRUGS AND EVERYONE'S RICH!
Person: "Er...okay..." *backs away slowly*
Vancouverite: Where are you going? I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW AWESOME LUONGO IS YET! Please like us!
Person: "I'm from (insert any Canadian city here)."
Vancouverite: (aforementioned city) sucks! Vancouver is SO awesome! WE KAYAK AND SKI AND SMOKE POT AND OUR BUMS GET FREE DRUGS AND EVERYONE'S RICH!
Person: "Er...okay..." *backs away slowly*
Vancouverite: Where are you going? I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW AWESOME LUONGO IS YET! Please like us!
by alexa77 August 15, 2010
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A canadian sex move, when the woman pours an entire bottle of maple syrup into her vagina and then you have sex with her.
by VeteranChild April 13, 2009
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Damn is that a vankooten?
by shitonmydickass March 8, 2009
Get the vankooten mug.a bear-like creature that spends his spare time malesting young children. He lives inside the walls of houses and will sneak into your childrens rooms at night and malest them. Aslo, he is very dangerous during hunting season. So during the months of June and July, be espically careful to lock your doors and windows because when a vanoli starts, he cannot stop. He also goes undercover as a teacher in catholic shools. Dont be fooled he is highly dangerous. He inviteskids to disneyorld and has a stomach the size of an ugly beast! stay clear of vanolis all the time.
by spongebob and squidward January 10, 2009
Get the vanoli mug.Thanks todd for that eye-opening essay about how most Vancouverites are on welfare, and how our beloved Yaletown can't hold a match to what-did-you-say-Edmonton ??? Pity our arts scene, but I don't think the milfs and surfers out here have the time or gayness to stare at a Picasso through some nonprescription set of thick glasses. You should thank us for being so generous. really. Some other town without the luxury of hot chicks, good food, nice architecture, good weather, beaches and glorious scenery should hold the title of Canada's cultural capital. Not hating on any place, but people who knock Vancouver either haven't seen it in 20 years or don't know shit about what they're talking about.
Don't hate on Vancouver, you easterners!!!
by Roger A December 3, 2006
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