by L/ly March 28, 2009

something, e.g. a cock, a dildo, a finger or a stick, that is inserted into the vagina. It would especially denote a penis.
The girl is frightened of vaginers.
by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

by Marissa and Lauren January 17, 2008

Today I was helping my sister put on lotion, but in the end all I ended up doing was vaginating all over her. Total vagination
by laquack November 15, 2010

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick November 4, 2008

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."
by pandaman June 28, 2006
