Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.

Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay

Useless Gay by Likitit July 17, 2018

useless eaters

A term implied in National Security Study Memorandum 200 written by Henry Kissinger. It basically implies that there are too many "useless eaters" consuming valuable resources would be better used by a "reduced" world population.

Henry Kissinger and his buddies want to kill us, useless eaters, so that we don't consume their valuable resources.

useless eaters by djlazlow1 April 21, 2011

useless tool 

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

useless tool by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Useless Mike 

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.

Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!

Useless Mike by MacPatrick May 10, 2008

Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.

I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

Useless as a bent nail. by Jakatola August 2, 2009

Useless words

To find a word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that has like a million thumbs down because you have never heard it before, it makes no sense, and you know that no normal person will say that.

Useless words:

Totes

Pocket Pool

Shmacked

Dat shit cray

fashionmista

Hugh wear

etc.

Useless words by lollollhi August 1, 2012

Useless Reptile 

The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.

Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

Useless Reptile by McNugget5 March 19, 2019