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Little Jimmy Urine

lead singer of the band "mindless self indulgence"

creepy anorexicly skinny man who likes to dress up in womans attire and sing songs about masturbation, five year olds and former presidents.
Little Jimmy Urine by bob January 10, 2004

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine. 

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.
Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) 

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.
When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

Fairy dust and unicorn urine 

( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde
Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?

the shit and the urine 

When one is even better than "the shit". One's coolness is all-encompassing, barely leaving any room for anyone else to be cool as well. Introduced by Kanye West in the T.I. song "Swagga Like Us".

As it was coined by Mr. West, it pretty much means you're a pretentious ass-hole if you say it. Plus, it's kind of a lame metaphor.
Example 1:

Kanye "How's it feel to wake up and the shit and the urine?"

Example 2:
"Oh man, Charles Bronson is the shit and the urine!"

ass urine 

Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.
After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.
ass urine by TheMonger April 24, 2006