Sexual Unicourse

"The act of masturbation, or manipulating ones genitals for pleasure"

"Masturbation is having sex with someone you love"

"I havent had sex in a long time, but i do have sexual UNIcourse a few times a day on average" .

by ceratosaur009 October 26, 2012

farting rainbows and unicorns

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.

Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Unicorn

Unicorns are amazing, sparkling creatures. They're magical and very lovable! Unicorns are the most amazing creature EVER & if you don't believe in them you're crazy! They're kind of like majestic, sparkly horses with a horn on the top of their head. YAY UNICORNS!

The unicorn walked among the clouds and over the rainbow.

by TotesAGirlyGirl June 22, 2016

Unicorn Mode

When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.

Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?

Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.

Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!

Person 2: No you don't... where is it?

Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.

by BobbyBaja December 3, 2009

hungry unicorn

A gay sex position where one male puts a strap-on dildo on his head. He sticks it up the other males ass while licking/sucking his balls.

I gave andy a hungry unicorn last night.

by The hungry one February 8, 2006

Unicorn Tears

The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.

A car like that, is about as expensive has unicorn tears.

by Greg1973 October 12, 2014

unicr0n

Hot girls that use the internet well, and play computer games are said not to exist in real life. To find one is exceptionally hard, and thus they deserve the title of a mythical creature. Not to be confused with a semicr0n, which is a console game playing girl, a unicr0n plays all kinds of computer games, and knows how to torrent, use forums or even knows how to hack. Be on the lookout for these rare creatures, but fear not, they are on the rise!

DUDE!
Did you see that girl over there? She totally pwned you in CS! AND SHE'S HOT! She's a fukkin' unicr0n! ASK HER OUT NOW!

by King Of Ninjas March 10, 2007