touchin

to go sumwer or do sumtin

A: Wat u up 2?
B: Touchin PC/Brent Cross

by Badderman2006 November 8, 2006

Pocket Touching

When your friend and/or stranger comes behind you and slips his or her hand into your back pocket and gentle caresses it without you knowing.

Matt kept Pocket Touching Tori.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014

Touchie Touchie

An expression used when one touches the danger zones of another person.

What???? You're a man? *touchie touchie*

by Tuna Fish Riot May 15, 2005

touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

touchies

Physical act of touching an object with the back of the hands. Proper technique includes arms extended, wrists bent, fingers extended towards the ground, and palms inboard.

Usually performed impulsively as a means of distraction or frustration when with a large group that is trying to make a time deadline.

"Sorry we are late, but right when we got back to the car, he had to do a touchies on this telephone pole half a mile away."

by macfrugal May 22, 2010

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003