twottin mouth

similar to cotton mouth except your mouth is dry from eating alotta vagina

After eating all that pussy I had a major case of twottin mouth.

by thesensone June 28, 2011

Twotasaurus

A girl with a giant vagina

She had a twotasaurus

by Jimbosium November 28, 2011

Twoted

When something has been quoted on Twitter

In honor of President's Day, I twoted Abraham Lincoln and got four retweets!

by Shan26 November 11, 2011

TwoTrueCrazyPotatoes

TheTrueCrazyPotatoes:

are two friends....
MYLÈNE the sweet potato
and
TRINIDAD the potato

they are the queens of "PotatoLand" a world on the "CrazyPututuKurtufful" planet in the "AWESOMENESS AWESOME World" dimension or how you can call too: the 758743D (Dimension, like 3D)

they are friends since they 4-5 years old and in August they are going to celebrate their 10 years potato friendship!!!!!!!!!!

so.....
this is for my favorite sweet potato.... mylène 😊❤😘

from your potato
trinidad ❤.

When two friends are really crazy we can say:
"Wow, those two are like the ^TwoTrueCrazyPotatoes^!!!!"

by Trini_1002 January 3, 2017

twotorule

An awesome MLG youtuber that you should subscribe to. And yes, this is a shameless self promotion for when you spell "toilet" wrong.

Subscribe to Twotorule.

by Twotorule February 28, 2017

Twotonian

When someone gifts you two Washingtons such as an American Mint $00.25 piece/a quarter and a an American Mint $1.00 bill/a Buck coming to $1.25.

George blessed me with a Twotonian when I needed only a dollar.

by Vin Nguyen May 25, 2017

twottle

A twig shaped as a male ballsack.

''YOU FOOKEN TWOTTLE M8''

by idkidnefnjd September 1, 2017