Twootballer

An AFL football that uses Twitter

Yo dawg, that Harry O'Brien is a mad twootballer.

by SportSpiel April 27, 2010

Twootitude

Two people in a fortress of solitude.

Cindy and I were in twootitude and banged

by Twootles June 1, 2011

twoods

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

by anontwoods January 6, 2012

Twoochie

A 12 to 14 year old that is dressed like a hoochie. A tween whose parents obviously do not care enough about their daughter to keep her from dressing like a slut.

Look at that twoochie hanging out in front of Chuck-E-Cheese trolling for tokens from the boys.

by anonyomass August 30, 2013

Twoop

A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.

I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.

by lboii April 30, 2015

Twooly

A Mexican-style stuffed animal made from wool with blanket-stitched seams on the outside and with contrasting thread and fabrics.

I bought a twooly for my bookshelf. She's so cute.

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Twoof

An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise

I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.

by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018