twoon

The definition of "Twoon" is half a twat and a loon

You're a TWOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Amy Elizabeth November 7, 2007

twoon

another word for a vagina

mix of twat and poon.

can also be used as an insult.

dude,i fingered the shit out of her twoon.

ohh yes, this twoon feels like im eatin a cheesecake and fuckin it too.

time to get some TWOONTANG BOYS.

fuck that danny kid is ssuch a twoon.

by twoonmaster May 12, 2010

troofin

Telling the truth

I was troofin when I told you your butt looked big!

by Pandora Muah December 23, 2008

twoffice

An office environment reserved solely for the use of the social networking site Twitter. Term coined by Jessica Odenbach on the ABC7 Chicago news broadcast on Monday, January 13, 2009.

I would love to follow you, but I am not in my twoffice yet.

by stratodavius January 13, 2009

Tooffy

Noun. Abundant pubic hair on a woman's pubis

Her tooffy completely obscures her VW bonnet.

by oceanoutback June 28, 2011

oof my toof

When you fuck someone really hard

"Why don't you come over here and oof my toof"

by Eeek eek bitch January 26, 2018

Getting Toofy

The same as getting cheeky, but can be used instead.

People who have a bigger tooth to mouth ratio will get toofy with people not cheeky.

"No, don't think so"
"Don't be getting toofy Tony"

by Spunktron 5000 October 11, 2009