twilight

Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.

That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series

by candytrip August 4, 2008

twilight zone shit

1. Experiencing something normal or familiar, but from a completely different point of view.

2. Being in a familiar setting which you associate with one part of your life, but having other people present that you generally associate with a different part of your life; usually accompanied by a feeling of awkwardness or even embarrassment.

#1: Teaching here is gonna be some twilight zone shit, I went to school here!

#2: I can't believe I ran into my dad at the club last night...that was some twilight zone shit, man!

by Bikeyorph July 28, 2008

twilightgasm

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.

Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!

by StanB October 1, 2009

Twilight

please see shit.

also; twilight is a sappy movie

Have you seen this Twilight shit!??

by ADHDDD August 7, 2010

Twilight

Shit

Twilight sucks balls.

by Scorpius Malfoy December 30, 2010

The Twilight Party

An all-inclusive UV and LED mobile beauty party service created and presented by

NJ Beauty EXPRESS LLC.

I booked “The Twilight Party” for my birthday and it was awesome!

by Mobile Beauty February 16, 2023

Twilight

"My Life Is Twilight" is a site where over obsessed people come to be normal. But truth is, you are not normal. And who would make out with their dog anyways?

"My Life Is Twilight is the most stupid site ever. I'd rather visit My Life Is Average because I like Harry Potter wayyyyy better."

by lubylol April 10, 2010