twit

A moron with absolutely no sense.

See also Paris Hilton

by Cheyenne January 3, 2005

titz

Tits
(adj.) Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic, magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful. Tits can replace any of these words in normal conversation, and thousands of others.

"That movie was the titz!"
"This view of the Grand Canyon is totally tits."

by f3tu5 May 18, 2009

orly taitz

see: dumb fuck, zionist retard, reread dumb fuck.

oRLY taitz also known as oily titz is a dumb fuck who gives jews a bad name; and likes nothing better than to file law suits against Obama and snort crack.

by justme8719 June 11, 2010

twitch plays pokemon

the greatest internet social experiment in the last decade, no wait, the greatest internet social experiment of all time. one game of pokemon red, played by 80,000+ people at a time. anarchy rulez. heros in this quest include: bird jesus (pigeot) and the great helix fossil. down with the false prophet (flareon) and his master the dome fossil, along with all those that side with democracy.

joe: what are you watching bro?
drew: dude, twitch plays pokemon. i haven't stopped watching since charmeleon was released.
joe: dude, that was 4 days ago.

by nicrage February 27, 2014

Twitching

Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.

I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.

by A random nobody :) August 3, 2020

twit twir

To stir shit via Twitter.

Damien liked to twit twir by continually tweeting about Alan's trust fund and heated car seats.

by Pineapple Bun April 9, 2009

Twitbut

Abbreviated form of 'Twitter Butler'. Someone who is not or nor longer a so-called 'Twitter King'. They are lacking the Twitter skills that others possess.

Johnnie's such a Twitbut, he keeps talking to himself on Twitter; to think he used to be a Twitter King.

Kimmy is no longer a Twitbut. She eats, sleeps, and breathes Twitter.

by Johnnie Outlaw July 19, 2009