twelve

A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.

I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).

by Shilp February 11, 2022

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Twelve O One

Describes a black person who’s darker than midnight.

Man you’re twelve o one! Huh? You’re darker than midnight Tyrone!

by Patriot1975 March 9, 2019

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Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.

I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”

by Myles Payne January 28, 2025

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twelve days of tabi

tabitha jayde’s birthday is november 12, therefore we celebrate the 12 days of tabi by giving her 12 gifts, one each day.

i’m on my way to tabi’s house to give her her twelve days of tabi gift.

by sexyhoe72 November 2, 2020

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Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

by Nion_YT January 4, 2024

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