twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser

Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang

by Its6PM October 24, 2017

Twelve

Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.

Random person: Being twelve sucked.
Random person: Well, I actually think being 56 is way worse.

by I like Hot Pockets May 5, 2021

Twelve

Twelve is the age after eleventeen.

That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.

by squilliamfancybuns December 26, 2017

twelve

A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.

I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).

by Shilp February 11, 2022

Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve

Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door

by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017

Twelve

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".

"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."

by CringyKrypton May 10, 2018