Phill the Tugboat

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks

OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!

by eddie 12345678 June 6, 2018

Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.

She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021

Lean tugboat

Circle jerk on a small boat

I had a ton of fun sailing;however, my arms are so sore from the lean tugboat!

by Worm daddy May 3, 2018

Tugboat

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.

"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"

by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015

Downtown Tugboat

When you reach into a random man's pants and begin to give him a hand job while being on a boat.

Look over there Johny, that man is giving him a downtown tugboat!

by Flapjack Stevens May 26, 2016

Gravy Tugboat

It's the gravy tugboat

Ask your waitress "Yo can I get a gravy tugboat?"

by G-strangy April 3, 2024

Tugboat

Tug as in rub and tug.

Hooker: You can’t take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
Howie: I don’t know any joe dog or tugboat. We can end it right here.

by salgood, man June 18, 2022