aluminum tube

Major aspect of creating weapons of mass destruction. It is almost as significant and dangerous as yellow cake.

The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube!?! ALUMINUM!!

by AdamBB June 2, 2007

pulling tubes

Slang for... Smoking or hitting a fresh packed bong.

Swing by my place before the movies. We'll pull some tubes first. "pulling tubes"

by NYR11 August 12, 2009

the hollow tubes

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.

"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC

"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"

by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020

tube packed

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick

Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed

by Cuzcuzinfo January 7, 2016

movement in the tube

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.

Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 3, 2018

Tube Jockey

A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.

Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys

by supermangoman September 5, 2009