Trojan Moose

When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.

George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."

George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."

American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"

Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"

American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 October 22, 2008

Trojan

An undesirable person that makes friends with a nice person in order to get in to parties and other social circles and events. As in using nice people in the manner of a Trojan Horse to gain access to places they would not be invited normally.

We were going to invite Jeff to the party, but Michelle will totally Trojan.

by no means no July 4, 2012

troat

to orally stimulate the penis; a girl who frequently gives head; head; a common insult to a female;

"Man that girl gives the troat"

"That bitch stole my man! Little troater..."

Man #1-"Man i met this fine ass girl yesterday."
Man #2-"She troat?"

Man #1-"Troat me bitch wouldya please."
Girl #2-"Okay."

by Cpoptart33 November 22, 2007

Troga-hoga-hippofrogamous

An extremely ugly woman.
Derived from a combination of four other words that could be used in similar context.
TROGLODYTE
HOG
FROG
HIPPOPOTAMOUS

That girl is a Troga-hoga-hippofrogamous!

by Gurtbigfish April 20, 2009

Trojan Horse

When someone does something to make you think one thing when in fact they are going to do the exact opposite.

Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton played terrible this year against UCLA so Florida (their next opponent) would gameplan against the run when actually Crompton was so good and was going to Trojan Horse them and kill them.

by CrompDaddy8 January 4, 2010

Trojan

A make of condom or shealth used to prevent the transition of semen from a man to a woman, man or animal.

"Yeah mate, I whacked on the ol' Trojan and did her in the batty"

by Link December 8, 2004

trojan mask

The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.

Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.

by Grecian Fire October 9, 2003