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Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"
by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012
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trianglefecta

The trianglefecta is a group of 3 closely nit people and used between Sykunno, Valkyrae and CORPSE husband.
“We’re the trianglefecta! Nobody can mess with us!” “You three are like a total trianglefecta, sometimes I feel left out.”
by Haetae January 25, 2021
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Death Triangle

The act of suffacating a person. sticking your balls in the nostrils and your dick in the mouth so the other person has no way to breathe
dude i gave a bitch a death triangle
by Twitchy47 July 7, 2011
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blowdooda triangle

an area passing through melbourne florida in which many dudes are blown by other dudes.
"Heading down to florida for the weekend, hope i dont get caught in the blowdooda triangle."
by jwall23 October 14, 2011
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Eiffel Triangle

During a 2 girl 3some, the guy lays on his back and one girl rides his cock while the other rides his face, the girls are facing each other and high-five. Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but with a different gender distribution.
"I had a 3some with 2 ladies last night and at one point they high-fived to form an Eiffel Triangle."
by Daeslan1 September 6, 2013
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Eskimo Triangle

three people (gender doesn't matter) who have all slept with each other and maintain friendship
John slept with Steve then Steve slept with Lara. If John seals the deal with Lara tonight, they'll be an eskimo triangle.
by eskimodarling July 11, 2014
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The Polluted Triangle

The triangle shaped zone which includes refinery cities such as Martinez, Vallejo, Richmond. The refineries aren’t the only thing polluted as the cities are filled with criminals, drugs, trash and social toxicity. Called the Po Tri for short.
Im from the polluted triangle, I cant help my ways.
by CANONTHEVNQSHR January 27, 2022
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