you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

by bipolardyke March 6, 2008

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

touched on

when a guy in prison does something wrong, like steal from a homie's locker, and gets his ass beat.

The homie Junebug got touched on for being a locker thief.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

touchment

A) synonym for Fn; the normal force is the force that surfaces exert to prevent solid objects from passing through each other.

B) The force applied by a pervert on another person.

I'm going to sue that pervert for touchment.

by sciencenerd69 November 18, 2020