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pop a toot

To smoke cannabis in a drop pipe.
Similar to a water bong but with no gauze. Tobacco is wedged in the pipe before the cannabis is added. This is burnt and inhaled in one breath, and as it shrinks the ash is sucked down into the water in a final 'pop'.
Popping toots get you the most stoned out of all ways there are in the world, fact.
Jon: why did you screw the top off that bong arial?

Bob: bongs are pap, im gonna pop a toot


Fred: mate, you look grey and I cant see your eyes!

Bert: shit man I popped 8 toots in a row.....


Richard: load me a toot bill

Bill: load yer own i'm too caned
by crackhead jimmeh January 3, 2009
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Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
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toot toot dat ass

To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.
Girl, break me off a lil sumthin and go awhead and toot toot dat ass for a brutha fo rizzle.
by Ass Tooter April 29, 2003
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Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........
by i_da_secksy_guy September 7, 2010
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Raggly toot

Sean just rolled himself a baggy ass Raggly toot.
by T raggle January 18, 2015
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Skin Toot

1) The act of showing appreciation for an attractive female walking around showing skin by one quick "toot" of a car horn.

2) In colder climates, the lack of clothes can be overlooked and the same appreciation still given for attractiveness.

3) In particularily fine examples, a quick double "toot" is acceptable and should be considered an advanced maneuver.
"That girl was fine, so I gave her a skin toot"
by Batman81 August 26, 2012
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Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.
Jake: “Farts
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart
by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021
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