A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008
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In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
by TCsufferer July 30, 2010
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Actionable habit whereby one will flatulate (toot) into their own hand and scoop it up to their face to bathe their nostrils in self-produced methane gas (toot).
by dernebel May 1, 2014
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Get the toot n boot mug.When a person knowingly talks good about their selves in front of people to show off or look like the better person. This is followed by someone saying "Toot Toot" and gesturing with their arm in a downward motion as if the arrogant talker is tooting their own horn.
Oscar: Hey Jason, would you like to play a friendly game of Ping Pong?
Jason: Oh hell yeah dude! I'm so bad ass at Ping Pong, I used to be on a professional team and travel all over the world for tournaments. get ready to get you ass handed to you!
Oscar: Toot Toot ( arm moving up and down like you're trying to get a semi truck to honk the horn )
Jason: Oh hell yeah dude! I'm so bad ass at Ping Pong, I used to be on a professional team and travel all over the world for tournaments. get ready to get you ass handed to you!
Oscar: Toot Toot ( arm moving up and down like you're trying to get a semi truck to honk the horn )
by MoparOscar December 9, 2009
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"Oh man, I was pounding this broad from the bar and my toot goop was making this hideous smell. I can't believe she didn't smell it!"
by H&N Industries March 14, 2009
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"Don't mess with my toot toot,
Don't mess with my toot toot,
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot toot"
"Don't mess with my toot toot,
Don't mess with my toot toot,
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot toot"
by Fred X. Sanford December 31, 2006
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