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by AJ19692002 December 29, 2007
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Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.
OR
Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008
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by Bob March 26, 2005
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"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"
"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."
"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
by JoanBennett February 26, 2009
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People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
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