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toadette

toadette sounds like minnie
by ttttoad November 10, 2022
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Sand Toad

A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.
Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?

Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!
by ASG-KU July 29, 2010
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garage toad

When it's so cold outside that your balls go inside your body resembling a toad going in its hole
Dude it's so cold, that I have a garage toad right now
by Garageman June 10, 2017
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Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet
Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.
by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019
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Asphalt toads

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.
Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.
by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021
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I jimin today

Made by BTS RM during an interview when asked about who runs late the most among the members. Everyone agreed that Jimin runs late most and RM said if you're late you jimin today
by seokjin' lobster July 26, 2021
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today's music sucks

The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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