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Chain-Thinking

To conjure the thought of one thing that reminds you of another. Which creates an ongoing process either to eventually return to the thought at hand or move onto something completely different.
Thinking that your thirsty, leading to what you want, to what brand, to what brand you like better, leading to another brand of something completely different such as clothes, than what brand you like, leading to you want to shop, than thinking of money that you dont have, leading to you need a job, etc etc

when i wanted to shop, chain-thinking went into effect and i forgot i had no money and needed a job.
by Thomas Milione November 24, 2007
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Rontgen Thinking

***Also called as X-Ray Thinking (as X rays were discovered by W.C.Röntgen)***

"Röntgen Thinking" or "X-Ray Thinking", basically refers to thinking -- with the capacity to look into depths or hidden realities -- of an issue, event, or concept....or anything else for that matter, that can be thought about.

In simple words, people who think in a very shallow, lame or silly way, and think that they've understood things the superficial way, such as taking info off an untrusted or silly source, that too (generally) in little doses, when their ass is way too dumb to understand things for what they are.
Jim : Hey, you heard bout the Dubbly twins ?

Sam : No, what about them ?

Jim : Well, they're only 'identical' looks-wise! While Terence, who goes the Rontgen Thinking way, needs to take one look at any politician to understand what he really is, having known their history, backgrounds, past and everything else, all his twin brother Philip does is believe every political advertisement he sees and fart in approval! He's so lame, really.
by InfinitZ May 31, 2011
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ego sizemic thinking

A person or people thinking thath they redirected the epicenter of earthqakes to the previous location of where they were living. Thath thinking i called ego sizemic thinking.
An example of ego sizemic thinking is when a person moves from North Carolana to California thus thinking thath he/she lowered the precentage of earhqakes in California but hierd the precentage of earthqakes in North Carolina.
by pero3033 June 12, 2012
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penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
by logan2556 May 18, 2008
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top tanking

The act of taking a serious shitsickle in the top tank of a toilet.
dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!
by last star fighter August 31, 2007
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Blue sky thinking

Paul! Have you been out the back smoking again?
No, I've been blue sky thinking about the Pacific Wave account
by DJ Babyshaker November 21, 2016
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Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
by Chemlight January 7, 2014
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