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French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.
Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!
by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008
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toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?
by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013
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Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.
by Team Eden August 23, 2011
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Toddler

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers
by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010
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twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating
Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat
by Skutner July 4, 2009
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Alley tidde

He plays his violin in an alley tidde way.
by William Warney April 8, 2010
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Tiddies

Hey look, tiddies IS on Urban Dictionary
by ImRightAfAboutThis August 14, 2017
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