Pronounced "thoo-thie"
Means whatever you want it to mean; often used when there absolutely nothing else to describe something or someone.
Means whatever you want it to mean; often used when there absolutely nothing else to describe something or someone.
by Johnydeth August 13, 2019
Get the Thuthy mug.When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.
ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"
Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"
Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"
Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"
Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"
by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012
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Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
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Get the Touch of a rapist mug.When someone tells you to touch your nose, it means to stay out of their business. It is none of your business. Could also mean "don't worry about it."
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Get the thachi mug.Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
by Spacedust May 31, 2009
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