Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

throttle hopper

A girl who jumps from guy to guy only if he has a fast car or money for parts and / or A slut for car parts.

Ashtyn jumps from guy to guy to get parts for her shitty Integra, she's a huge throttle hopper.

by whosthatgirlitsjess September 2, 2019

Throttle Thots

Woman who are attracted to men who drive race cars, and anyone who rices out their cars in order to attend to car meets and gatherings

“That “throttle thots” been steady hitting me up to go for a ride.”
“I only go to the meets for the “throttle thots” and tacos”

“These “throttle thots” steady hit me up because I’m static”

by Aesthetic Bruh May 23, 2018

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

Underwear Head Throttle

When you put a pair of undies on someone's head and pull as if you were wedging them.

LOL lets Underwear Head Throttle that dude. You grab the undies, and I'll pull.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Thruway Throttling

When the pricing of a restaurant or a store is radically marked up because of it being in a rest stop on the thruway.

"Why is this meal $5 more than usual? There's gotta be some kind of thruway throttling going on."

by JustAcro August 4, 2023

twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023