desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.

A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.

by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007

King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.

Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.

by shagless00 April 8, 2011

wake and throne

Watching GOT the morning after the episode aired.

"Ayo Jack don't spoil tonight's episode, because I'll wake and throne tomorrow."

by Joffrey June 15, 2014

Game of Throne it

When you have to wrap up a complex situation or task really fast and take no regards for quality or functional of the work done.
Sometimes also used in acronym form "G.O.T. it"

Person 1: Hey man, they pushed up the deadline to tomorrow.
Person 2: Oh no I'm not even close to done. I guess i have to Game of Throne it.

by BKLDK May 21, 2019

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

by Derange-O October 5, 2013

Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion

Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”

by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019

Throne cone

Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.

by Econgineer September 23, 2016