The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face

Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.

by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house

I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf

by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020

knocked off the screen

Getting fucked

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen

by Cuz9 July 19, 2024

knock it out of the park

To do very well. even much better than expected

- Good luck with your game!
- Thanks! I`ll knock it out of the park!

by Fjall December 6, 2015

knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.

Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!

by Abh3 September 25, 2017