Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
by Nyx321 April 6, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. DEFINITION OF DADDY ISSUES. LOL. HES SO HOT
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES
WE STAN HIM. <3
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES
WE STAN HIM. <3
pweson 1: can we date?
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.
by yourlocalsidehoe May 22, 2022
Get the draco malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
by Birribethel Dumbledore January 24, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.
he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin
- a bad bish
- a hot bish
- a sad bish
witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?
witch 1: yes.
by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020
Get the Draco malfoymug. by i<3vinnie November 10, 2020
Get the draco malfoymug. A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.
Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."
Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"
Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."
Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"
Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."
by LilytheAce June 17, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.
Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug.