Coote

CooTe, Kay•OoTe, Cay•OoTe :Singular/Adjective; used to describe an exceptionally asthetic individual or object in reference to them being unbelievably adorable.
Ie: "That girl Tori is Coote. Id definitely take her out to dinner."
by BlackflagV0cab211 July 31, 2019
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coot ah cunte

A better and nicer way to call someone a cunt
Man today my teacher was being a coot ah cunte
by cuntlord2378 June 02, 2024
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coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
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Coot McGoots

When a girl wears a night gown and her coot is hanging out for the world to see so you have to get out the chip clips.
Brittany is coot mcgoots because I can see her the hanging lips of her waxed cooter.
by Coots Friends December 30, 2017
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blowin coot

That chick is blowin coot over there.
by Lyinglemur April 18, 2024
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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
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le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.
Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**
by Hounty Bunter May 06, 2023
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