mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"
"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"
"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"
"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010
by Fakten July 20, 2015
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
by meme meister extraordinare April 30, 2018
Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.
i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'
i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'
by Elbow grease May 08, 2010
by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023
The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.
" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.
by Kiyoshi Kane October 02, 2023