Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

galactic vacuum

A really really fucking good blow job.

My girl just gave me a galactic vacuum.

by Stolenmemes.mp4 March 10, 2019

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias September 5, 2005

vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.

Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.

by Carley G February 23, 2008

money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person

wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum

by awesome luke June 20, 2008

vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.

I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night

by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016