Stealth mode

One can achieve 'stealth mode' when they are driving in country lanes or poorly lit areas over speeds of 40mph, and then turning all of their lights off, so that they essentially disappear into the darkness, when you are doing this, you are in stealth mode.

Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.

Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.

Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.

Driver - "STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED"

Passanger - "OH SH-"

Driver - "STEALTH MODE DE-ACTIVATED"

by Glassybubbles October 19, 2012

stealth measuring

exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely

We said no stealth measuring! If you want to measure before every action go play 10th Edition!

by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023

Stealth Stroke

The act of stroking your penis, whether it be in a public place, call or private, without making noise or catching attention from others.

I got extremely horny last night while in VC playing Call Of Duty with friends. Without leaving and catching their attention, I had to stealth stroke to ease myself.

by True Order June 28, 2023

stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

stealth-esteem

The confidence one has in their ability to be stealthy and inconspicuous.

Despite the fact that he moved like a diesel truck without a muffler, Greg had high stealth-esteem.

by Ben [+9 Awesome] July 25, 2008

stealth boobs

boobs which upon first inspection look small/proportional, however on closer inspection they are abnormally large.

'did you realize she is a DD?!?!'
'no, you are kidding! they never look that big.'
'total stealth boobs.'

by jmo-nster June 11, 2009

stealth parody

A Stealth Parody is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody.

Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as Conservapedia and the Flat Earth Society are often.

The world is flat? You don't really believe that you're just a troll stealth parody.

by ajuk March 25, 2010