Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

Snorkel around

Meandering around a store without any intention of purchasing items in order to pass the time.

"OK, Kirsten, we're just getting batteries, we don't have time to snorkel around."

by MattyDaddyOhNo September 25, 2022

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.

Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?

by cumfucker December 19, 2008

crotch snorkel

(n) a word to describe a penis.

Billy has a HUGE crotch snorkel!

by Angelia August 27, 2005

purple snorkel

when you squeeze a penis untill it turns purple, put it in your butt hole, and fart on it

she did the purple snorkel last night

by Fredlousia February 21, 2011

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003