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A Newman brag

Telling people you own a successful business to try and get women into bed.
See that guy over there creeping on them girls, he just dropped A Newman brag....the dirty bastard
by Greg Nash June 15, 2017
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THE NEWMAN

To get pied by multiple girls.
Can't believe you got The Newman.
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Newmaned

Never giving the full story when asking for help to make decisions. A pouter, like Eyore, never taking responsibility and taking the "well I didn't know" excuse.
She Newmaned me again..
by Poopwood October 14, 2021
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Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman

The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.
Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?
by MangoPineapple May 2, 2023
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kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
by 02nig May 19, 2018
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Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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Newman Larry

A legendary clarinetist, buisness man, and icon.
Did you see that man who opened up that fucking amazing restaurant down the road? Yeah that’s Newman Larry. He’s my guy.
by onion flake April 13, 2022
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