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Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist
by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018
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Hostage Smile

When someone is told to smile and it doesn't look genuine
Jacob was told to smile and it looked like a Hostage Smile
by JLozada3 January 12, 2023
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hostage

by namuH wolleF February 19, 2019
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CONSUMMATED HOSTAGE

TOO LIVE IN AMERICAN WITH PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW raising kids that aren't yours
Consummated hostage : my wife still sees her boyfriend from high school they know each other well that's make me a consummated hostage . Inherited heir.
by THE BEAR . Husband December 8, 2022
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Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
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hostage

im going to use the pharmacy as a hostage.
by Cody5050 January 11, 2021
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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
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