Hobby

What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.

Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!

by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018

The Hobby

Opening CS:GO (soon CS2) cases wasting copious amounts of money gambling for a minute chance of obtaining something exceptional. Popularized by German Twitch Streamer and skin enjoyer ohnePixel as a excuse to fuel his gambling addiction.

Person: "Only one more case, it's gonna be gold this time!!" *Unboxing Noises* Gold appears "LET'S GO!!! THE HOBBY IS PAYING OFF!!!!"

by A random CS enjoyer May 6, 2023

Hobby

something you do

Cool hobby you have

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Hoochie Hobby

A non-scientific resource for information, especially in regards to predictions.

"This is a legitimate claim made by a reliable source - they are not a hoochie hobby."

by yackandcackle October 6, 2011

Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 23, 2023