Dictionary

A book that guys use to cover their boners while in a public library.

Oh no! I need a dictionary! too many playboy.

by the lovely sex applier May 14, 2011

Dictionary

What you’re using right now. You fucking idiot

Tim: I can’t fucking remeber what cold means.
Tom: use a dictionary you fucker.

by AAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAA June 9, 2022

Dictionary

Are you serious? Your on the website for looking up literally just WORDS!

Dumb person: what's a dictionary?
Everyone else that is sane: are you joking?

by Beeeeeeeeeeees April 6, 2019

dictionary

wow you are a REAL dumbass for looking up "dictionary"

Bob was considered mentally retarded when he looked up dictionary in a fucking dictionary

by Courtney is awesome April 25, 2007

Dictionary

You're holding it, you moron. See MORON.

He looked up "dictionary" in a dictionary, so I assumed he was a moron.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Dictionary

A person who eats or sucks dick.

Last night I got my dick sucked by dis dictionary ass bitch.

by Shaquan2009 April 29, 2009

Dictionary

...You're an asshole.

...You're still an asshole. Lookin' up dictionary in a dictionary...jeez...

by Cameron Hughes February 22, 2009