coot

a woman’s vagina, typically one that is very shiny and small

“my coot is gonna explode”

by antithesis the 1st October 4, 2023

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024

coot

Is when you are crazy.

"I think you are coot."

by Dr. Deloris January 8, 2024

Coot McGoots

When a girl wears a night gown and her coot is hanging out for the world to see so you have to get out the chip clips.

Brittany is coot mcgoots because I can see her the hanging lips of her waxed cooter.

by Coots Friends April 23, 2018

Coote

Fucking retard

Look at this clown, must be a Coote.

by Cunt buddy November 21, 2019

Coot

Like cute but even cuter. Super Coot

Silvana was so coot and beautiful when you looked up coot on Urban Dictionary her name was included in the example.

by Babu82 June 9, 2019