Astronaut

A man or woman who enters a vehicle known as a spaceship or aircraft to fly all the way to space

Kid: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!

by Cowlookingass5262 August 16, 2021

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016

astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.

You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style

by Dizzycord March 9, 2022

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

i want astronaut icecream sandwich

by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023

DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin

I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut

by J R Ø S S June 2, 2018

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024