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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
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healthy relationship

Person 1: what do you think a healthy relationship looks like?

Person 2: Jackson and Sophie
by Pulsyylol December 3, 2022
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healthy

the word people use to have people think they are eating wisely or have people think they are exersizing when they get home. mainly the description of most obese people
yeah i'm so healthy i totally went to the gym last night
by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017
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Healthy porn

Healthy porn is a term for the underlying sexualization of things to appeal to an audience. Originating from South Korea, many know/see it in Korean pop culture.
Person 1:
“Have you seen the new Kpop girl group Young Posse?”

Person 2:
“Yes, why?”

Person 1:
“It’s obvious the company knows about and is using healthy porn as marketing for the group. Posse sounds similar to pussy and their song Macaroni Cheese has lowkey sexual lyrics, the music video also has sexual depictions. It’s disgusting when all the members in the group are minors.”

Person 2:
“That reminds me of the controversy with the Kpop girl group NewJeans’s song Cookie”

Person 1:
“Yeah, it’s a way of marketing since they can’t completely sexualize them to the public due to them being minors. They cover it up with young teen concepts like love and heartbreak songs so it seems more fitting, but ultimately they are exploiting the girls and forcing them into a phase and a concept they are not yet in themselves.”

Person 2:
“Oh my god.. Justice for the members of Young Posse and NewJeans!!”
by MornUp November 25, 2023
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Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.
This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.
by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012
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Healthy Relationship

*Mutual respect
One should not take advantage of da other financially or emotionally. A healthy relationship typically involves mutual respect, trust, and a balance of responsibilities.
*Communication & understanding
If she's a "solid" partner, she'll value communication,
empathy, and mutual support, as well as prioritize the wellbeing of da relationship and work together to find solutions dat benefit both of you.
*Interdependence
When it comes to financial standing, a 50-50 split of expenses is considered fair.
However, relationships are unique, and what works for one couple may not work for another. Some couples may prefer to manage their finances jointly, while others may choose to split expenses based on income or individual preferences.
Him: "I'm so grateful for our healthy relationship. We can talk through anything."
Her: "Me too. I feel like we support each other so well and communicate openly and honestly."

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by MillYentei DYSlick January 6, 2025
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Healthy

the ability of staying alive
wow your healthy
by Something051 February 17, 2020
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