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drug test

I have to go take a drug test because the man is bringing me down.
by cmagill September 21, 2009
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Bechdel Test

A test for movies. In order to "pass" a movie must have

1) At least two named female characters who

2) talk to each other about

3) something other than a man

It's meant to point out how women aren't really seen a central points to the action, and even in scenes between two or more women the object of their discussion is usually the male character at the center of the film.

Movies that "fail" the Bechdel test are usually said to do so because male executives don't believe that movie-going audiences would watch a movie about a woman/women, despite recent evidence to the contrary (Juno, Terminator w/ Sarah Connor, etc).
In the movie Juno, the title character and her friend have many conversations via burgerphone about everything from Taco Bell to babies. That movie passes the Bechdel test.
by AutumnDevi May 9, 2009
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beep test

Spawned in the depths of hell, it is a physical exercise which is tailored to humilliate and exhaust gym students. Especially the fat ones.
Did you see that fatso do the beep test? Jiggle jiggle...
by Doctor Gorby May 22, 2007
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test fart

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005
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Jabon Test

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.
I gave the Jabon Test to this dude with dredz. And he failed it. Hell yea, he a certified JABON!!!!
by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009
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Neil Test

v. To hum at a certain frequency for a period of 0.3 seconds in order to test a sound sensitive electronic circuit.

May also include the infamous 'Helloooo~' to get a long sound wave to look at.

Often hilarious to watch.
My circuit got Neil Tested! He was saying 'Hellooo' for an entire minute before realizing the oscilloscope was disconnected! ROFL
by CJ @ College February 27, 2011
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bread test

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."
by pickle peter December 17, 2013
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