te lo sico

Shut the fuck up

He nevers stop bitching! So I told him, te lo sico.

by BUBBA SLAYS January 2, 2018

Te Quiero cojer

I want to fuck you; in spanish

I whispered in my girl's ear "Te Quiero Cojer"

by AC October 25, 2003

je te casse

A saying after you have insulted someone, accompanied by a hand movement. The most popular form consists of bringing your right hand up beside your head, and swiping it down to the top of your left thigh. Made popular in France by the film "Brice de Nice".

Woman: My boyfriend doesn't love me anymore!
Brice: No, he never loved you. Je te casse!

by musicaljello12 July 12, 2005

Te Puke Thunder

Te Puke Thunder is weed, kush that originates from the Te Puke Valley on the north island of New Zealand. It gets the Thunder name not only cause it sounds good but because its cristalized.

"Bro do you have some Te Puke Thunder??"
"you want some TPT cuz?"

by #That Guy# April 23, 2008

Du-te dracu

Romanian word for I love you .

For some reason when you yell it in front of a romanian they will start punching you.

Person 1: Du-te dracu!
Person 2: That's so sweeeeeet

Person 1: Du-te dracu!
Romanian: ***intensive punching noises***

by StefyOfRomania October 27, 2020

Hung Te

To back out of plans on a whim

"Oh man, John just pulled a Hung Te. He said he wanted to stay home to play guitar by himself."

by Lord Mung July 19, 2004

Cómo te llamas

The catch-all Spanish phrase when you don't have a clue what is going on. It can be used to mean almost anything. Possible uses include:

1. An urgent way of settling someone down.

2. A description of yourself or anything else.

3. A reply to some random Spanish question.

4. Anything else.

(Blind guy stabs your friend)
You: Cómo te llamas! Cómo te llamas...

Random dude #1: Hey! How are you?
Random dude #2: Ehh, cómo te llamas...

Spanish guy: Hola, amigo. ¿Es buena la comida?
Helpless American: ...Cómo te llamas???

by thisisanoddname May 23, 2011