by Temaury November 8, 2020
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Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010
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by Nomoretemuses2020 December 21, 2020
Get the Temus mug.Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.
Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.
Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...
by lazer lizard May 11, 2013
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