Boutique Television

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.

"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"

by cowellisms November 28, 2016

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television programs

THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Dude Im gonna go home and watch my television programs - old ass man (me)

Ok - Partey lover

by the evil trolla September 16, 2022

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Fuck Television Year

From January 1st, 2022, to December 31st, 2022, Everyone can harass television, and he can't do anything about it.

No. Fuck television year.

by Totally not poppy December 12, 2022

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Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.

If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

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Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010

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