teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

Teetles

The tits of a flat chested girl, most often refered to as the "mosquito bite"

due, check out her chest, shes got fucking teetles

by Drunken Kareoke Master January 26, 2007

chief teeth

A fat fuck, who has huge teeth and an obsession (gay or not) for Cheif Keef

Man, phil is being a real Chief Teeth

by Lilwja December 14, 2013

Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could

Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"

by Neoslayer November 18, 2021

No teeth

What you say to a girl when she is about to give you a blowjob

Hey Martha, please no teeth.

by Thenewishere June 15, 2019

teet

the nipple. nothing more,nothing less.

"the hungry baby elephant suckled from its mothers frosty TEET"

k thnx. teet. use it.

by A-Train May 13, 2005