Techno Hermit 

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.

hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!

Techno Hermit by Santiri December 16, 2008

Techno Gibbon 

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

Techno Gibbon by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010

Techno Dick 

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

Techno Dick by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008

techno pagan 

Someone who blends modern technology with their pagan or witchcraft practice. Alternately, someone with a pagan spirituality who believes that mechanical and electronic devices, such as cars and computers, have a spirit or soul of their own.

Jarrod uses a Leatherman for his Athame and a laser pointer for his wand. I had no idea he was such a techno pagan.

techno pagan by B Corbin December 9, 2008

techno-erotic

When an electronic component, computer component, or other piece of technology is associated with erotica, reproductive organs, or other sexual reference.
It can also be used to describe the use of technology based processes in sexual innuendo.

Example 1:
John mentions in conversation a reference to his computer dongle. Linda replies with "I don't really want to hear about your dongle John," insinuating he is referencing his genitalia.
Example 2:
A woman says to a male, "I've got an open USB slot if you would like to plug your device in," cleary insinuating sexual intercourse.
Example 3:
"The way that connector plugs into that slot is very techno-erotic."

techno-erotic by Nathan the Madscientist November 9, 2008

Techno-Raccoon

Owner of Neoneelart

Extremely vain hunky bastardazation of all things striped in short. Supposed to be like "famous" after offending large group of people by amazingly well telling them why are they ugly and fail in real life on some art-dedicated web site. The people, who actually had no social life and were far from being beatiful, got angry and hacked his account. Some people got a painful butthurt after seeing the Techno-Raccoon guy in real life, as they thought he would be short and fat but he turned out to be handsome, looking at the thinkers as on shit and later writing post about the meeting with one of the guys he offended in his LiveJournal. The chain of events based on his irritation and the butthurt of the ones he hurt made him recognisable for his pefectionism. There is evidence that he actually has a real raccoon as pet.

I'm getting my Neoneelart commision from the Techno-Raccoon, bet it will be cool

Techno-Raccoon by MariahMagdalenaTheSecond May 19, 2010

Techno Freak 

A newly arising social class in high school and collage. This social class includes the people that are living Watch Dogs for real. If you need somthng hacked or messed with they are your guy.

Have you seen the new guy he is a real Techno Freak

Techno Freak by TheCartographer September 30, 2014