it tastes like jesus

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.

guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.

by ian131313 September 30, 2010

cute taster

When a man has to sniff it; it smells good and then proceeds to give it a sample .

I gave her the cute taster after a nice warm bowl of chili.

by Mr magoo November 9, 2014

Jockin' your taters

To let someone know that you were just kidding; "pullin' your leg," "yankin' your chain."

"So yeah, I slept with her last night. She's a freak."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."

by Ben10Brahh January 30, 2010

tastes like butt

When something tastes so vile, so disgusting, so repugnant, that it can be compared to what a butt might taste like.

(Of course, most people don't taste butts, so a better phrase would be "what a butt smells like." Or, perhaps, what the expulsion of methane from out of the butt smells like.)

This banana peel tastes like butt.

by KLizzle September 3, 2006

Tastes like college

a term used when calling something shitty, it doesn't even have to describe a drink.

Casey: Dude the cops just busted my party.
Andy: That sucks
Casey: Yeah, "Tastes like College"

by 1234567898765432123234 February 8, 2010

Chunk Taters

Potato Salad. A delicious-yet-cheap foodstuff.

"I can't think of anything good to bring to the Pot Luck, so I'll probably just whip up some Chunk Taters."

by Stubblecat April 4, 2007

it tastes like chicken

The response you get when you ask how (insert exotic meat) tastes like.

"Hey Rachel how does the alligator meat taste"

"It tastes like chicken"

by Skarchy May 4, 2020