false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.

"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."

by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010

sympathy poop

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.

You're making me have a sympathy poop

by Winifred george July 5, 2015

symparrhea

When you make fun of your buddy who is preparing for a colonoscopy and you wake up the morning of their procedure with the runs.

I shouldn't have taunted John about his upcoming colonoscopy. I woke up this morning with symparrhea.

by Punishark November 9, 2018

sympathy snap

When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.

Person 1- “Did he just give you and kiley his snap”
Person 2- “Yeah but i just got a sympathy snap”

by boomclap.com February 8, 2020

Simpster

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.

Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.

by Notanartho April 22, 2020